Dreg 

This miserable excuse for a human being who lives close by is a blithering idiot. It's confirmed now beyond doubt. I did give the thing a goodish while to prove otherwise but oh no it insisted on being the beacon of a rather excessive mental retardation.

I first noticed this leaning towards fuckedupness during the very first days of our acquaintance.

It was a mammoth effort on my part to not die of boredom when it trotted along. And guess what the pillar of braindeadness did? It completely bewildered me with its total lack of imagination in not getting my rather simple jabs at sarcasm. To its credit, it does display character. Its character is like the weakest, most watery tea...the kind you get in NCC camps or Abu gharib possibly.  To think this wonder of the world reserves a right to judge people who are different is...leaves me speechless.

 

I demand to have the right to puke on this thing.